And the Funniest Mom Award goes to.......

I think I found funniest Mom alive!  Through my random blog stalking, I came across this Mom's parenting poetry post and I almost peed my pants reading it!  This Mom has a true talent.  I'm not sure which poem is my favorite, but this one is pretty hilarious:


I can hardly believe
how much noise can come from
such a small creature.
I must hide you away for the good of mankind
lest the military discover
your powers.


Here is her website for more hilarious daytime reading:
http://purplefruit.clubmom.com/purple_is_a_fruit/